WEW LAD, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

You absolute muppet, you've gone and done it again. What a bonkers idea, I swear. Could anyone else see that coming? Probably not, because you're just too thick as a brick. You gotta be kidding me, mate. Respect Absolute numpty|What a legend {Get it done|Right! |You're mental, you know that? Pray the best for your inevitable downfall. You'